You guys.
We did it! We (barely) made it!
I’ll go ahead and admit that this is how I’ve felt for the last year:
It has been nothing short of a circus. A honest to goodness, we should be paying for this, circus.
We’ve gone through 100 potential candidates. Each one dipping out at the appropriate time, except for this guy:
Who was so confident he named his running mate before getting the nomination.
And so we’re down to these two knuckle heads:
Well done America, well done. Can’t blame me. I didn’t vote for either of them in the primary. #imissben
He’s orange, and she’s a liar. He can’t quite figure out how to keep his big mouth shut, and she’s still trying to figure out what C stands for.
But. God willing, we will be done with this tonight.
Just a recommendation though, I’d get a bottle of wine…or five. Tonight might be a long night.